Somehow, the “death to America” crowd missed the memo about Obama bringing the world together and restoring America’s worldwide reputation.

Yahoo UK reports:

“Iranian demonstrators have often burnt effigies or pictures of U.S. presidents in protests. This appeared to be the first time Obama’s picture had been defaced so publicly, a week before his inauguration as president.”

Hmm… Haven’t they been paying attention to the lovesick teeny-bopper American media? Don’t they know that Obama is the lightbringer super dream boat loverboy who heals all wounds?

“The demonstrators, waving Palestinian flags, some chanting “Death to Obama,” had gathered outside the Swiss embassy which handles U.S. interests because Tehran and Washington have not had diplomatic ties for nearly three decades.”

Whaaaaattt??? This makes no sense! Didn’t they see how the 2008 election of Obama made America a better place? Don’t they appreciate His brilliance and his supreme oratory skills? Haven’t they been watching MSNBC?

Don’t they know the naive one still wants to talk with them?

And why not? They’re obviously very reasonable people.

This is the Iranian version of Proposition 8: