spam1As the American economy tanks under the Obama administration, there are two products upon which American investors can rely: Guns and Spam. Thanks President Obama.

Why is this happening? Simple.

1. The American people are frightened.

2. Obama has done nothing to allay their fears.

Subtext:

1. Stockpile food.

2. Protect it.

Still feeling skeptical? Check this out:gun-sales

“A local sporting goods store said gun sales have jumped exceptionally since President Barack Obama was elected and have not slowed since.”

Read this too:

“Shares of Hormel Foods Corporation are on the upswing today, after the packaged-foods firm exceeded analysts’ first-quarter earnings expectations. The company’s upside surprise is partially attributable to strong sales of its infamous canned meat, Spam, which successfully lured in cost-conscious consumers.”

You have to give the Obama administration credit where it’s due. The survivalism movement is booming.

Congrats Dems. How proud you must be.

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Posted by Aleister on Thursday Mar 5, 2009 Under Economy, Liberal Hypocrisy, News, Obama, Stimulus, politics, taxes

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