Guns and Spam
As the American economy tanks under the Obama administration, there are two products upon which American investors can rely: Guns and Spam. Thanks President Obama.
Why is this happening? Simple.
1. The American people are frightened.
2. Obama has done nothing to allay their fears.
Subtext:
1. Stockpile food.
2. Protect it.
Still feeling skeptical? Check this out:
“A local sporting goods store said gun sales have jumped exceptionally since President Barack Obama was elected and have not slowed since.”
Read this too:
“Shares of Hormel Foods Corporation are on the upswing today, after the packaged-foods firm exceeded analysts’ first-quarter earnings expectations. The company’s upside surprise is partially attributable to strong sales of its infamous canned meat, Spam, which successfully lured in cost-conscious consumers.”
You have to give the Obama administration credit where it’s due. The survivalism movement is booming.
Congrats Dems. How proud you must be.
