Have you heard that Charles Johnson of “Little Green Intellect” is attacking Robert Stacy McCain? Le-gal In-sur-rec-tion has the story.

For now, forget the fact that RSM is a real conservative and Chucky is a dunce who likes to pretend on CNN.

Perhaps it’s just the inspiration provided by Ace’s contest to re-name ACORN but I’m feeling creative.

Without further ado, I offer the Top Ten Reasons Robert Stacy McCain is Smarter than Charles Johnson:

10. Robert Stacy McCain never dismisses a pretty girl.

9. Charles Johnson’s blog is called “Little Green Footballs” (stupid)

8. Robert Stacy McCain’s blog is called “The Other McCain” (creative)

7. Charles Johnson thinks CNN is “news media.”

6. Robert Stacy McCain blogs at Hot Air.

5. Robert Stacy McCain invented “Rule 5 Sunday.”

4. Charles Johnson’s last name is “Johnson.”

3. Robert Stacy McCain wrote for the Washington Times.

2. Charles Johnson couldn’t get hired by the Huffington Post if David Brooks fell victim to auto-erotic asphyxiation.

1. Robert Stacy McCain is despised by Andrew Sullivan.

Frankly, that last one is good enough for me.