10 Reasons I’m Glad The DNC Is Over
10. No more liars like Nancy Pelosi telling me Obama was focused on jobs from day one.
9. Joe Biden.
8. No more embarrassing anti-God and anti-Semitic displays from my fellow Americans.
7. Elizabeth Warren.
6. FOX News will return to its regular nightly broadcast.
5. Sandra Fluke.
4. No more lectures about how I hate women, gay people and minorities just because I don’t support Obama.
3. Bill Clinton lecturing me about respect for women.
2. Ted Kennedy lecturing me about respect for women from his non-watery grave.
1. No more Obama on TV. Until tomorrow at least…