American Glob

No, really…

“It is known in many esotericists’ circles, that before the Christ will reappear, there must be a measure of Peace in the world!  President Obama is helping to restore that peace.”

“When will Christ return and what should we look for?  It is know among many Esotericists that “when a measure of peace has been restored, when the principle of sharing is at least in process of controlling economic affairs, and when churches and political groups have begun to clean house. Then He can and will come; then the Kingdom of God will be publicly recognised and will no longer be a thing of dreams and of wishful thinking and orthodox hope.”  It is also know that Christ has never left us and that “He is ready and anxious publicly to appear to His loved Humanity.”   And lastly it known that “The opposing forces of entrenched evil must be routed before He for Whom all men wait, the Christ, can come.”

“President Obama’s commitment and work has been to restore peace.  He is and has accomplished this through his diplomatic efforts of talking to other countries instead of threatening war.  And, as we know, the whole world’ economic system has collapsed and we must begin to work on Sharing the world’s resources.  Pres. Obama has spent much time abroad in helping to bring about economic sharing and stability.  And, could it be that President Obama’s efforts in Afghanistan is to try to route out the opposing forces of evil?”

“I don’t know what that “Blue Light” was over Norway before Obama’s coming, but I do know blue represents peace and love.  May be the watching Hierarchy gave mankind a sign that the work of President Obama is nobel and worthy of his work.”

Actually, that “blue light” over Norway was the side effect of a Russian nuclear missile defense system test.

I hate to tell you this Kossacks, but that fact is more symbolic of President Obama than the second coming.

Think less Jesus, more Armageddon.

I never thought I’d find myself between KOS and Allahpundit. It’s almost obscene.

KOS to the left of me, Allah to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you…

Sarah Palin is finally getting back at the hardcore Obama supporters known as the “Birthers.”

The birthers are a fringe left-wing political movement who are advancing an absurd theory that Sarah Palin didn’t actually give birth to her youngest infant child, Trig.

The leader of the birther movement is Andrew Sullivan, a British citizen and blogger who has been living in the United States for years, trying to influence American politics despite the fact that he – unlike Sarah Palin – is not an American citizen and can’t vote in American elections.

Sullivan is a gay man, yet he is strangely obsessed with Sarah Palin’s reproductive organs.

Sarah Palin appeared on the Rusty Humphries Radio Show today and advocated a smear campaign against President Obama for 2012 which was considerably less nasty than the one Obama supporters used against her in 2008.

Liberals were predictably outraged.

“How dare that sexist c–t use our own smear tactics against us!”

Said an unidentified sophomore at U Mass, Amherst as she clung to a tattered copy of Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals.”

A young man in a flannel shirt also piped up.

“The Republicans are fascists who want everyone to think the same way. You can ask all of my friends and they’ll tell you the exact same thing!”

University authorities could not be reached for comment.

UPDATE: Linked at “The Week” behind Daily KOS but ahead of Hot Air? Wow.

What happens when you pretend to be a Republican and then ruin everything for Republicans by endorsing a Democrat?

This happens:

“Dede Scozzafava, the Republican nominee who issued an election eve endorsement of Democrat Bill Owens in the Nov. 3 New York special election, will meet with Assembly Minority Leader Brian Kolb Monday to discuss whether she will be stripped of her Assembly leadership position.”

“POLITICO has learned that Kolb will announce after the face-to-face meeting whether Scozzafava, the Minority Leader Pro Tempore, will remain as the GOP floor leader.”

“Fundamentally my members are very disappointed with her endorsement of Bill Owens and aiding him in helping achieve the Nancy Pelosi health care plan in Washington,” Kolb said.”

Hardly a surprise, considering that the Democrat candidate Scozzafava endorsed (Bill Owens) broke FOUR campaign promises within ONE hour of taking office…

“Owens indicated in a press release that he was now in favor of the [Pelosi/ObamaCare] bill in direct contrast to his earlier position during his campaign.”

“During his campaign for Congress, Mr. Owens assured voters that he felt the public option had no place in the health care reform bill. Contrary to that position, Mr. Owens now indicates that he intends to vote in favor of the bill even though it now contains a public option.”

“Owens also promised to vote against cutting Medicare benefits, taxing health care benefits, and increased taxes on the middle class. All of those are “features of the House bill.”

Dede Scozzafava was rejected by conservatives because it was obvious that her election would ultimately provide support for Nancy Pelosi and ObamaCare.

Her endorsement of Bill Owens proved every suspicion about her was correct and in the end, she was able to help the Pelosi/Obama agenda and further their cause.

In the future, maybe the GOP should avoid candidates endorsed by the Daily KOS.

Keith Olbermann has heard about the Van Jones resignation and he’s not taking the news well. For some reason, he’s venting his anger by asking the Borg over at Daily Kos to help him dig up dirt on Glenn Beck. You can click the image to enlarge.

As if that wasn’t funny enough, a writer at Dkos named “harto” thinks one of the reasons Van Jones had to resign was the media coverage. You know, all that completely non-existent media coverage?

“This kind of stuff doesn’t happen by accident. Even huge stories don’t get this kind of MEE TOO! MEE TOO! kind of Beatlemania. No: the Beck to Bloggers to willing “Mainstream” media is clear, and we can trace the circuitry of a massive Right Wing conspiracy (which we knew about) to control all media debate through whatever thuggish means.”

“We just never realized how HUGE it was.”

“These are the bastards trying to choke the breath out of American debate. These are the perverts gang-raping the Goddess of Liberty. These are the traitors who claim that anyone who doesn’t think like they do isn’t a True American.”

Gang raping the Goddess of Liberty???

Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas Zúniga had some fun on Twitter this weekend at the expense of dead cops. He of course, used it as an excuse to make fun of conservatives while trying to pin responsibility for the Pittsburgh shootings on them at the same time. In case you haven’t been following the story, a 23 year old man opened fire on police in Pittsburgh Saturday, killing three police officers, story HERE.

As far as we can tell, this story was broken by blogger Tommy Christopher who had a Twitter exchange with Markos which ended in Markos saying “When we [Democrats] were out of power, we organized to win the next election. Conservatives, apparently, prefer to talk “revolution” and kill cops.”

See the screen capture courtesy of Tommy Christopher.

For Kos to use such a tradgedy for partisan hackery and jokes is beyond tasteless. It certainly hasn’t gone unnoticed within the blogosphere. There are stories on this incident in a number of notable places.

Caleb at RedState notes:

“Tommy Christopher is rightly offended by the Kos Kids turning a tragedy into a chance for one-liners. Sadly, though, this is only the latest in a long series of such commentary by Markos and his legions of like-minded liberal ghouls.”

Sundries Shack smartly points out that KOS is not just a blogger:

“He is not a fringe player. He is a public face of the party and their go-to guy on new media. Conservatives should not hesitate for a second to hang his despicable, slanderous words around the neck of every single left-wing politician in the country. They bought him and his hate willingly and eagerly. Let’s make sure we don’t let them off the hook.”

Ed Morrissey at Hot Air writes:

“Those who would use such horrifying tragedies to smear their political opponents are completely unworthy of engagement, and utterly despicable to boot, regardless of which side they’re on.”

Perhaps the most surprising criticism comes from the Huffington Post, where Lee Stranahan writes:

“Markos has been tremendously successful with his blog and they [conservatives] don’t like that. Anything they can attack him for, they will. I understand that; that’s the game.

It was still wrong for Kos to say it.”

I find Stranahan’s comments confusing. He rightly suggests that Kos was wrong but before that refers to all this as some sort of “game.”

I don’t think conservatives see any of this as a game.

I’m fairly certain the families of the slain police officers don’t either.

People are starting to notice the venom regularly spewed forth by America’s radical left Obama supporters.

You know… Like when a Democrat describes Juan Williams using words like “Yousa Massa.”

Or when a Democrat suggests that Juan Williams is performing fellatio on Reagan’s corpse.

Or when a Democrat calls Juan Williams a whore.

Real classy Democrats.

Real classy.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last eight years, you know that the left has casually made constant comparisons between George W. Bush and Hitler.  This was absurd not to mention insulting to the United States, the president and anyone who voted for him.

No one can be sure if writers at Daily KOS invented the term but they sure liked to throw it around. Here’s a link to a search on KOS for posts that contain the term “Bushitler” which returns 122 results.

In case KOS decides to scrub this from their site, a screen capture is provided below. Click the image to enlarge:

This would be interesting enough on its own, but for a recent post on KOS. See, they don’t like the fact that some people are against the Pork Bill because if you’re against the Pork Bill, you’re de facto against Obama. So they’ve written a little piece about Michelle Malkin who spoke at the Pork Protest in Denver yesterday. The writer of the post points his big fat finger at Malkin and says what? Michelle Malkin poses for photo with swastika guy.

Again, for posterity a screen capture is provided, click to enlarge:

The writer fails to point out that the swastika is meant to be the “O” in the word Obama.

So can you follow that logic? Calling Bush “Hitler” for eight years was fine and deserved. But use the exact same line of criticism with Obama and you might as well have joined the Klan.

One would think the KOS kids could spend more time writing about the fact that Obama is clearly following Bush’s lead in the war on terror. So sayeth the New York Times just today.

They won’t write about that though because it falls under their same twisted logic. If Bush did it, it was evil. If Obama does it, it’s just fine. No matter what “it” is.

Read more at Michelle Malkin.

Politico is reporting that Can’t-Move-On-dot-org is stoking the flame war between Obama and Rush Limbaugh.

After denouncing what they called “the politics of fear” for eight years, they’re now saying to America, “Are you with us or against us?”

Well, at least they’re transparent. This is a see through attempt to demonize conservatives as anti-American.

The KOS Kids have been pushing the GOP-is-anti-American meme all week.

But here’s the thing. This stimulus bill is supposed to be about creating jobs.

1. What jobs are created by buying new cars for the government?

2. Not all Americans want to work for ACORN.

3. Only a few people are qualified to work in Honey Bee Insurance.

Those are just three examples of the Pork Feast the Dems are trying to force Americans to swallow.

The Wall Street Journal calls the stimulus bill a 40 Year Wish List for the Democrats.

This has NOTHING to do with jobs for Americans.

This has ENTIRELY to do with liberal Democrats having their way with Lady Liberty.

Remember: If it smells like bullshit, it probably is bullshit.

Side with America.

Side with Rush.

Did you ever hear any of those crazy conspiracy theories about how Bush was going to cause a disaster of some kind, declare marshal law, suspend the 2008 election and declare himself an American dictator?

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The KOS kids sure have. In fact, one of them wrote about it in May of 2007.

“Seems that there has been a plan since the Regan administration to maintain a distributed “shadow” government that would set itself up in the event of a “decapacitating” attack on Washington, i.e., a nuclear attack.”

Feeling paranoid yet? Make yourself a tin foil hat.

THEN be sure to check out this interesting report from Ed Morrissey at Hot Air. It seems that one Obama supporting Rep. José Serrano has introduced legislation to repeal the 22nd amendment in an effort to allow The One to serve more than the currently allowed two terms as president.

Hmm. That’s funny, I thought the vast conspiracy was all about the right wing.