American pundits, bloggers and politicians give way too much credit to Andrew Sullivan. He is irrelevant to American politics.

Andrew Sullivan is not a United States citizen.

He can’t vote in our elections.

He can’t legally cast a vote for his local dog catcher in Washington, DC.

Back in the early 2000’s, Sullivan made a name for himself as a blogger and supported George W. Bush. He portrayed himself as a “gay Catholic conservative.” His fame quickly rose with his blog stats.

Sometime in 2007 or 2008, Sullivan became an Obama supporter, presumably because he thought (wrongly) that President Obama would legally sanction his marriage to Mr. Aaron Tone, an American citizen, which would automatically make Sullivan an American citizen.

For the record, I’m a conservative libertarian who supports gay marriage. I believe in the right of free adult American citizens to marry whomever they choose. It’s none of the federal government’s business.

However…

Andrew Sullivan clearly cares more about his own self interests than he does about the United States of America. Therefore, I don’t care about him.

Until Andrew Sullivan is a United States citizen, he has no business claiming any authority in American politics.

Until Andrew Sullivan can vote in our elections he has no business insinuating himself in American policy.

Until Andrew Sullivan is an American, I don’t care what he thinks. He’s irrelevant.

If he disagrees with me I hope he’ll let me know when I, as an American citizen, can cast a vote for the next king or queen of England.

Until then, I wish he’d just shut up.

“Carpet Muncher” is a politically correct term, right? After all, if “Teabagger” is OK, then why not Pole Smoker, or “homo?”

I digress…

Noted lefty Carpet Muncher, Rachel Maddow, has finally apologized for falsely accusing Rush Limbaugh of racism with unchecked statements which were made up out of thin air…

“On June 3, Rachel Maddow said during her TV show that Rush Limbaugh is the “guy who says the assassin of Martin Luther King, Jr. should get the Medal of Honor.”

“MADDOW: And finally, a quote falsely attributed to talk show host Rush Limbaugh recently resurfaced during the debate over whether or not he would or should be part of a group bidding to buy the St. Louis Rams football team.”

“To set the record straight, Rush Limbaugh apparently never said that Martin Luther King Jr.`s assassin should receive the Medal of Honor. And I was in error when we reported that we had. Mea culpa.”

No problem, boyish dyke.

We “Teabaggers” on the right accept your apology despite your lipstick appearance, diesel mouth and tuna stained breath. We strive to be as open minded as you are.

And by the way, thanks for opening up the world of homo slurs by flagrantly throwing around the term “Teabagger” as an acceptable insult.

After all, we couldn’t have done it without you.

Obama was against gay marriage before he was for it. Or against it. Or for it. Or against it.

Frankly, it’s hard to keep track of his position.

Vice President Dick Cheney is for it. Moe Lane of RedState.com is for it. I’m for it.

What’s Obama’s position?

“The answer my friend, is blowin’ in the wind. The answer is blowin’ in the wind…”

Dan Savage is the editor of the alternative Seattle newspaper “The Stranger.” He is gay and he has been rightly critical of Obama’s lack of support for gay marriage.

However, in the following clip, as a guest on the Keith Olbermann show, he goes over the top. He claims that Republicans want Obama to get killed. This is outrageous on so many levels. Leave out the fact that Glenn Beck is a Libertarian, NOT a Republican. At least get your facts “straight” Dan. Furthermore, Conservatives Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Bachman have never called for violence against President Obama.

Conservatives respect and revere the office of the President, even if they disagree with the policies of the man who holds the office. There has NEVER been a case of a President of the United States killed by a Conservative.

In fact, EVERY single assault on the President of the United States has been perpetrated by a radical LEFTIST from John Wilkes Booth to Lee Harvey Oswald.

Maybe Dan Savage should spend a few minutes reading American history rather than trying to re-write it.

EXIT QUESTION: Who is it on the right who is trying to enforce religious views on anyone? Note to Dan Savage: The “Moral Majority” ended in the 1980’s.

The only person I know who is appealing to religious communities is OBAMA! It is Obama who is reaching out to religious leaders in an attempt to push his own agenda.

If Dan Savage has such a problem with politicians using religion to push personal politics, he might want to start with the President for whom he’s so desperately concerned.

Could this story get any stranger?

Last night I wrote about Maurice Schwenkler who vandalized a Democrat office in Colorado to make it look like the crime was committed by Conservative ObamaCare opponents.

Tonight we have learned that not only is Schwenkler definitely a “progressive activist” but that he is also a transgendered man, i.e. a person who is physically female but lives as a male. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

DENVER — The suspect arrested Tuesday morning on charges of smashing 11 windows at the state Democratic Party headquarters is a transgendered “Denver-based anarchist” who goes by the name “Ariel Attack,” according to postings on radical gay-rights websites. A fundraising plea circulated by the self-described “radical queer group” Denver Bash Back! seeks donations to raise the $5,000 bail set for 24-year-old Maurice Schwenkler, who is “listed in the jail records and media under her birth name.”

I couldn’t possibly care less about Maurice’s sexuality, to each his/her own. I am troubled by the radical anarchism, though. And hey, what’s up with giving Shakespeare’s “Ariel” a bad name, huh?

As usual, Michelle Malkin and Gateway Pundit are on the case and way ahead of the American Pravda…

Michelle cites a report which shows “Maurice” has a prior record, perhaps through participation in the terrorist group called the RNC Welcoming Committee.

“On the last day of the 2008 Republican National Convention, he was charged with misdemeanor unlawful assembly in St. Paul, Minn. Court records provided through the St. Paul Pioneer Press show he was jailed about 2 a.m.”

Gateway Pundit confirms:

“The young vandal who smashed windows at the DNC headquarters in Denver on Tuesday worked for a democratic politician, was paid by a SEIU-related front group, and was arrested at the RNC convention last year in St. Paul.”

Video:

Here’s an idea for Maurice/Ariel…

If you’re so concerned about LGBT rights, why don’t you try protesting the fucking PRESIDENT???

You know, Barack Obama? The candidate the gay community rallied around?

The guy who now runs the country and clearly has no interest in gay marriage rights?

Some of us who are Conservative Libertarians, who might actually support your cause, are beginning to doubt your true intentions. We wonder if what you really want has more to do with the smearing of Conservatives than it does with gay marriage.

Between idiots like “Maurice” and Perez Hilton, you’re really not helping your cause.

As a Libertarian, I support gay marriage. I don’t think the government has the right to tell free American citizens who they can and can’t marry. That being said, I fail to understand why America’s gay community thinks thought Obama would deliver on anything.

Even though he has said he opposes gay marriage, everyone in his camp seems to think he’s speaking in code and secretly supports it. He doesn’t.

I find it funny that as soon as The Advocate, a leading gay interest magazine, featured Obama on the cover with the word “NOPE?” emblazoned beneath his face, we see the following report from the Associated Press, right on cue.

Obama Administration Says Marriage Law Unfair

“WASHINGTON — The Obama administration filed court papers Monday claiming a federal marriage law discriminates against gays, even as government lawyers continue to defend the law.”

“Justice Department lawyers are seeking to dismiss a suit brought by a gay California couple challenging the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act. The administration’s response to the case has angered gay activists who see it as backtracking on campaign promises made by Barack Obama.”

Would a McCain Administration have been better on gay rights? We’ll never know. One thing we do know is that so far, Obama is no better for America’s gay community than George W. Bush.

Every time an organization like The Advocate makes a major criticism of Obama you’ll see some small report about Obama “fighting” for American gay people but it’s nothing more than spin to make sure liberals continue to toe the party line.

It’s table scraps, nothing more.

And for any gay people who think it’s impossible to be gay and conservative, I highly suggest you start reading a great blog called Gay Patriot.

Contrary to what you’ve been told, conservatives do not hate gay people, nor do Libertarians. We love freedom. That includes your freedom to be who you are.

Some conservatives oppose gay marriage, some don’t. The same could be said about the other side of the political spectrum. Obviously, not all Democrats support gay marriage, including President Obama.

The man most despised by the American left, Vice President Dick Cheney, has a more Libertarian view of gay marriage than Obama.

When will gay marriage supporters line up to support Dick Cheney?

Anyone? Anyone?

Candidate Obama in 2008:

President Obama’s Press Secretary in 2009:

The gay community has been betrayed by their own chosen candidate.

Who do they attack in their rage? Miss California.

First, there’s the insane conspiracy theorist, Andrew Sullivan. You remember Andy, he’s the gay British Obama supporting blogger who has for months been pushing a disgusting rumor that Sarah Palin’s baby isn’t her own.

The image above was grabbed from Ace of Spades HQ, a blog which everyone should read daily.

Andy Sullivan is mad at Obama about his lack of action/support for gay marriage. We would rather not link to Andrew Sullivan and luckily we don’t have to because Karl, from Hot Air’s Green Room, has already written an outstanding round-up of Sullivan’s recent anti-Obama rants.

But wait, there’s more!

Dan Savage, the editor of Seattle’s weekly paper “The Stranger,” is a gay man who ardently supports used to ardently support Obama. Now? Not so much. In this video he gives Obama a big fat F and uses the word “cowardice.”

Ouch.

Dan & Andy apparently never read Jim Geraghty’s analysis of Obama’s statements: They all have an expiration date. All of them.

Wanda Sykes lavished playful praise on Obama at the White House Correspondents Dinner despite the fact that she is gay and President Obama supports traditional marriage.

Did she not get the memo from Olbermann and Perez Hilton? Supporters of traditional marriage are supposed to be demonized, hasn’t she heard? Surely, she’s not cutting Obama slack on some sort of liberal double standard…