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HILARIOUS: Real Satanists Want Nothing To Do With Abortion Supporters

July 3, 2013

In case you missed it, abortion supporters chanted “Hail Satan” in Texas yesterday, leading to the tweet below from the UK Church of Satan.

This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

HT to SunnyRight.

UPDATE: Welcome Instapundit readers.

24 Comments leave one →
  1. joe mack permalink
    July 3, 2013 11:41 pm

    wow, Satan is pro-life? Doesn’t get the souls of the damned if they are aborted?
    Hope I am saved.
    My Lord, help me navigate my way through treacherous waters.

    • Fancylad permalink
      July 4, 2013 12:51 am

      “Doesn’t get the souls of the damned if they are aborted?

      The kind of question asked when you learn all you know about monotheistic theologies from the back of cereal boxes (or something by Harris or Dawkins).

  2. July 3, 2013 11:54 pm

    God is Good. God is Evil. God is Everything.

    • John Galt permalink
      July 4, 2013 12:45 am

      I’ve never felt real pain except for that dealt by other humans. Hell is your friends.

  3. cassandra permalink
    July 4, 2013 12:38 am

    Satan’s name used in a diabolical manner? How else is Satan’s name used? It’s definitional.

  4. anonymous permalink
    July 4, 2013 12:53 am

    wow, Satan is pro-life? Doesn’t get the souls of the damned if they are aborted?

    Presumably he wants them to be born, and live long enough to commit mortal sin. Hard to see how an unborn baby could be guilty of a sin worthy of eternal death.

    • July 4, 2013 12:39 pm

      “It is precisely because a baby brings the unconditional love of God to us in a renewed way that evil cannot abide it, and works so desperately to prevent it.” – Elizabeth Scalia

  5. July 4, 2013 7:37 am

    Reblogged this on pundit from another planet and commented:
    Even the Prince of Darkness has standards.

  6. July 4, 2013 8:39 am

    Truth be known it is a form of satanism! When you put yourself before what God has ordained or spoken into being it is called idolatry! You have chosen to be GOD or to decide whats best for yourself instead of having FAITH that God will work things out for the good. This is the very reason satan or Lucifer was cast out of Heaven. He decided that he was “a” god and could be GOD. When GOD found out he cast him and the angels that rebelled down to the earth! Sad thing is we are ALL guilty of this in some form or another. And…also according to the catholic church (no…. I didn’t get this from a cereal box either!) If a baby dies before it is ever born it goes to hell (crazy). Actually read it in some of their propaganda! As far as Satanist goes they would rather have the opportunity to sacrifice it to Satan while it’s alive (or at least that’s what real satanist did back in the day). Babies would of been born and then, sacrificed as a blood offering to their god. So if they never gets born then.. two things cannot happen. They cannot become a part of a coven or be sacrificed! Did some research back in the 70’s on about every religion know to man. Demonology and satanism because, I wanted to know why some one would want to become one! Scary crap and INSANE! Only to gain power! Funny thing is the devil has NO power over ALMIGHTY GOD! HE HAS ALL AUTHORITY! satan was defeated when JESUS died on the CROSS! Jesus spent 3 days in hell and rose again! Want real power???? You won’t find it anywhere else! PEACE!

  7. sbenard permalink
    July 4, 2013 10:31 am

    I once met a man that grew up in a religion called Luciferianism. Yes, they worship THAT Lucifer! He said that Luciferians consider Satanists to be apostates of the true religion.
    My acquaintance is now a Christian. His family disowned him when he left Luciferianism.

  8. Kim Oliver permalink
    July 5, 2013 2:23 am

    I was very pleased to be reminded that no religion or such can or should be lumped together since we are all individuals; I happen to be a Christian who comes across the idea that we are all the same, think the same and act the same. Thank those of you for being pro-life!

  9. Austin Starr permalink
    July 5, 2013 9:23 am

    people talking about God and what ‘he’ wants us to do makes as much sense as believing an ant could write a symphony.

  10. July 5, 2013 9:00 pm

    Actually this is pretty simple. Members of the Church of Satan are actually atheists. They don’t believe that Satan, or God for that matter, really exists.

    For them he represents the ultimate in rebellion against arbitrary authority, not an actual extant supernatural figure.

    They usually don’t overtly take political positions of any kind, but one of the primary sins in their “faith” is stupidity. And frankly, speaking as a pro-choice atheist, I want nothing to do with those idiots either.


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